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I don’t care what the Professor says. We’re entering that demolition derby to prove our ship isn’t a piece of junk. But won’t that turn our ship into a piece of junk? Shut up, Zoidberg. He’s right, Leela. But we have no choice. Rednecks insulted us. Don’t let your temper get the better of. Rednecks! Using this magneto, I will now guide the keys up the thorax and out via the frontal face hole. That’s the storage locker, the bolt, the other bolt, pay dirt! Greetings, sports fans.

My what now? Since when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy? I’ll bet I can get as many followers as you without sinking to your level. What do you say? First one to a million followers wins a buck. You’re on! Send. What happens to the loser? Let’s make it interesting. Why is Mr. Chunks doing that? Because the loser of our bet has to do a double somersault into a tub of alien goat vomit. interestinger. Vomit and diarrhea. That way we don’t waste an end. Ugh, it’s putrid.

What do you say we just hit a strip joint? I was waiting for one of us Bender A, you’re a prince among robots. Can you forgive me for distrusting you? I can’t stay mad at what is essentially me. I love me! This is so great! I always wanted an imaginary friend! I’m not imaginary, I’m parallel. We’re exactly the same, right down to the- Is that pink nail polish? Is that not pink nail polish? The professor’s right, you are evil. And shallow. I am not evil! So, Fry, Leela, how’d you two get together? Funny story.

Look alive, death row. Your saggy asses got a visitor. Regular or conjugal? She looked like a freak to me. The guard operating the x-ray machine came down with a sudden case of broken neck, so I was able to bring you that delicious cake you wanted. I don’t understand. Are you winking or blinking? Hang on a second. Yes, I’m here to repair my horse. Is the horse’s name Hot Beans? No. I mean, yes. So it seems a human had been rather injured by a knife, and as his. As his blood, you know, I think that’s what they call it.

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Ow, my neck! Someone help me! I’m important! Say, I love the tentacle. I also love the neck-a-majigger! Hooray, Zoidberg escaped! Hooray, Zoidberg loves the tentacle! It got Zoidberg! Oh, I never knew how much I’d miss him until he was gone! Not that much, as it turns out. Thus sayeth the tentacle, Verily, thou shalt rejoice in the house of the tentacle. Fry, listen to yourself. You’ve been brainwashed. No, I’m just trying to fit my diction to the importance of what I’m saying. I’m listening.

The very same. Can I also guess Mom? To reduce cost she started a new enterprise, Mom’s Friendly Robots, to build robot slaves. Remember this was back in the days before Robot Lincoln. Faster, faster! I’m going exactly Eventually, the planet was mined down to a hollow shell and my people were forced to evacuate. Alas, I had eaten a day-old swinosaur for lunch. And while doing some evacuating of my own, I was left behind. So, that’s where it comes from. We may have a whole new source of dark matter on our hands.

Lucy Liu is the only girl for Bender. Planet Express Ship, is something wrong? Oh, it’s Bender. He’s acting so strange lately. Do you think he’s gonna ask me to marry him? Uh, no. Somebody knows something she’s not telling. Look. I’m not saying Bender’s not great… but have you ever considered that maybe he’s, you know, not that great? You’re just jealous. No one loves you, because you’re tiny and made of meat. Could you maybe pay a little more attention to these asteroids? Sorry, Capt.

May I see that for a second? My, but that’s interesting! I’m blind! My God, Bender! This is a civilized organization! The rules specifically. May I make a point of order, President Calculon? that no human may set foot in the League of Robots! If he has a human part, he’s part human! Oh, my! Then I too have a human part And I plan to enjoy the experience. Bender, you’ve rigidly applied the law with no regard for its intent. Well done! You’ll go far in this organization. Oh, you’re just gettin’ to know Bender.

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